The iron lady v/s Lion!
“Why don’t you die?”- at least I can live my happy life. “Why should I, you moron, you die if you want”- neighbor wife yelling at her husband. In this crowded city all walls have ears. At least they can fight slowly rite. I was thinking — well but how?
Their ugly white cat always dies at our doorstep, meowing. You know how much I belong to cat family when I was transformed to Lion 😉 I do not feel like threatening it, it was my territory, and I was the king of my jungle. It was so skinny that there was no melody in its meow.
Serving some biscuits to it, started a formal communication for its meow.
It said Thanks. I replied welcome. What the Flower! Kitty talking to me. I realized that being Lion when I was young was fruitful, I can understand its meow. I said excuse me what you said. It said again meow. Well, it was my illusion. I knew that this kitty come here to me without tolerating her owner’s fight.
I asked it why don’t you shift your belongings here? I heard It said like — “you biscuit boy, I will get fish from my owners’ plate, since they were too busy fighting”. — Yea, that made you so fat. — I was laughing at my own punch.
The Dolby effect seem to be increasing from my neighbor, so I decided to play my TV with utmost volume. Unfortunately, the music was syncing with their fight. I was enjoying the DJ mix. But they stopped all at once. I was disappointed and changed the channel.
– “I am goanna put those speakers in your ass”. neighbor wife started yelling towards my house. I was Lion by birth — I do not care — raised the TV volume again. When I can see there is no more weird sound coming in, I reduced the volume. My god again — “What do you think yourself? You got the only TV in this area?” — but, remote was in my hand. 😉
The game continued for around 30 mins and I was tiered. Oh man! That women have lot of energy she is continuing her fight but, with her husband. I was thinking when she was born, she started fighting instead of crying. — “Who asked you to deliver me? You better die.”- No doubt doctor has fainted.
None of our colony guys have good thought about her, they just want to stay away from her to avoid all type of brawl. That is the iron lady. Facture guaranteed. I appreciate her courage. She marked her territory like a Lioness.
Next day mom asked me to get milk from nearby dairy. The street was peaceful and calm — imagine a Lion walking in such street, I was amused of myself. Upon reaching the dairy I heard a loud fight. Oh iron! Again! The dairy guy supposed to give a rupee to iron lady last week, but he forgot — now its time to remember all his ancestors.
I never heard such different manipulative, hybrid scolding. Not only the dairy guy anyone who came to his rescue he is dead. I was watching the show from a distance as if I am watching some TV serial. I did not even know when the blow of iron lady hit me. — “I will break your head next time”.
I was wondering why she started scolding me. The Lion! As an initial approach asked her — “why?”
She was like- “wait and watch”. what the flower again! Me, Lion already marked my territory- “Why your husband doesn’t have much hair as mine you break my head? If you want to break go and break his. Why are you behind my head?”- Those were non-stop words trying to come out of my mouth. But Lion was on no mood today.
I decided will break her with strategy. In this jungle without strategy nothing is goanna work. So, was standing in front of bathroom mirror filling tub with my eyes and mouth shut.
That night I fought a lot, no one would have thought, My parents stopped me in killing her, All colony ladies are dancing like cheer girls supporting me, iron lady meow was confused between biscuit and fish what can happen, her husband was backing me up with tools to kill her — I cherish that dream even for today.